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A wooden clothes pin had more personality
We had the chance to attend the finals of the 2009 FHM GND (Girl Next Door) contest held at Zirca last Friday. We were turned on not by the thought of hot chicks parading on-stage in skimpy outfits, but by the promise of free alcohol. But nevertheless, hot chicks and free alcohol sounds like a pretty enticing package to me.
The event is an annual skinfest organized by FHM to showcase our local beauties. A formula played out with much enthusiasm except for the fact that the prettiest girls often don’t bother signing up, a fact evident in the caliber of the final 10 contestants this year. From the get-go we have decided that none of the finalists had the ability to command an instant erection, this we knew because we also attended the FHM 100 GND event held at the same venue last month.
The finalists are apparently picked based on votes from the public while a panel of 3 judges and the attending crowds decides the winner. The 10 girls made their debut parading around in various forms of lingerie to the cacophony of wolf calls and whistles from the mostly male audience as le looked on from our comfortable table in the VIP area.
While the contestants were making their rounds on the floor I turned and noticed a gorgeous lady seated 3 tables to our right.
Me: Dude that chick is HOT!
Justin: Dude that is Andrea Fonseka!
Me: Wow, the girls are lucky she didn’t join.
Justin: Damn right!
Andrea Fonseka
The rest of the show was punctuated by wardrobe malfunctions and sub-par attempts to flirt with the crowds. A forgettable question and answer session followed which reminded me why the girls are not pageant standard.
Host: Which part of your body do you think is the sexiest?
Girl 1: Whichever part you wish.
Host: Why do you deserve to win this competition?
Girl 2: Why not?
I swear if the host asked them to comment on the current economy the girls would announce that Mango is having a sale next week. Vernon A from 987’s Muttons to Midnight radio program was by far the saving grace of the entire event. For an extended period of time I was more enthralled by his witty remarks than the skin buffet happening on stage.
It was clear to see that when the final results were announced we were no longer interested to know who won save for the side bet the guys took before the event. When the winner was announced we muffled a whine before diving right back into something much sexier. Free Flow.
 Celestina Tiew - GND 2009 Winner
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