- Pollution
- Depleting Resources
- Overpopulation
- Financial Crisis
- Nuclear Weapons
- Genocide
- Hate
- Military Might
In truth, if God was as tech-savvy as we were now he would have given each of the major governments a overall solution to these problems. He tried to give us 'Captain Planet' but he looked too much like a clown to be taken seriously. But if God had enough foresight he would have given us a 'Reset' button.
Think about it, what cannot be solved by the 'Reset' Button?
Ooops killed the wrong ethnic group... Reset!
Over-zealous investments... Reset!
Inefficient use of resources... Reset!
Nuclear Warhead dropped on wrong country... Reset!
Reversed onto the neighbour's dog... Reset!
Waking up next to a transvestite.... Reset!
Bad blog entry... Reset!
You catch my drift, Sony and Microsoft were smart enough to incorporate this marvelous invention in all their gaming machines. And there were countless times in my life where i wished i had a 'Reset' button installed somewhere on my body. I tried searching all over my body but couldn't find it. I figured that when god created man he meant to incorporate this invention on the human body. But because the technology then was too backwards he had to leave this invention to a later date then he could recall Adam and Eve to have them configured.
Unknown to God though, Adam and Eve got too excited exploring themselves and began to reproduce like 2 hamsters on steroids and now we have a population crisis all over the world. Yes, Adam and Eve are to be blamed for our current problems because now God is not able to recall everybody and we're stuck with a missing organ.
Yes, it's true what do you think is the purpose of our belly buttons?
Well of course, that is the slot where the 'Reset' button should have been.
God works in funny ways though so maybe someday, just someday, we will all be called back to have our buttons re-instated. Then all the problems of the world will be solved.
That must be God's plan for us, at least i wish, there are too many creations by God that remain to be explained or solved. But I'm sure God already has a master plan for us, he always does and God is fair in maintaining the fine balance between treats and suffering.
Example:
As a treat, God made the Indians geniuses in solving IT related problems, but wait, they're in the hottest place in the world and as a joke God made them hairy.
The Chinese will be superstitious and a highly religious breed so let's give them 600 deities to be loyal to.
The Japanese will be known for their high standards for quality and innovation but don't applaud yet cos they are gonna be stuck with the tiniest wieners.
Yes yes God works in mysterious ways.
