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The Craziest Free FLow Party
Class 95 had their finals for the Fearless Fun Females last night at Zirca, being close friends with the organizers we naturally got invited to this event. Some highlights of the event were professional pole-dancers and a lingerie fashion show, some hunks from Polo Boys with in-your-face-abs and of course Free Flow.Friday morning, Justin and me were deciding what we were going to do when we received news of the Class 95 party. Not knowing what competition it was we readily agreed, as we haven’t got a definitive plan. In actual fact, our decisions were settled on the backs of 2 words, Free and Flow, and when these 2 words are put together, we don’t need more information about the event. Hell, we could even be lured into the gallows with the promise of free booze, in this sense we’re not traditional Alcoholics, we’re Alco-whores.The free flow was from 7-9pm so we made plans to meet at 7.15, I was to pick Justin up from his office before we head down to meet Denny, Chloe and Eunice. Justin was held back at work so he only managed to get into my car at 7.35pm. With heavy traffic we estimated our arrival to be at 8pm, leaving us only one hour left of free flow.Justin: Wah jialat one hour left.Me: Yah man every minute counts dude.Justin: We need to do it intensively, one hour of non-stop drinking.Me: Doesn’t sound like a problem.Justin: Yeah Let’s Do It!Me: Haha I haven’t had dinner so I will get high faster than you.Justin: I also haven’t had Dinner!Together: Yeah man we’re gonna get drunk!!!(We could never be more wrong)Justin managed to secure us with VIP passes allowing us to be seated and served within the VIP zone of Zirca. We were told that the common area’s free flow was only limited to Bacardi Breezers while the VIP area’s free flow was open to your choice.Waiter: Do you guys want Vodka or Bacardi?Denny: What mixers do you have?Waiter: Anything you choose.Denny: Ok get us some Bacardi with Lime.Waiter: Ok so one bottle of Bacardi.Denny: Huh no we never order a bottle.Waiter: No the bottles are free flow.Denny: Ohh… ok then one bottle.We must have died and gone to alcohol heaven because never before have we heard of free flows by the bottle. We were busy high-fiving each other when the bottle was served up and we wasted no time chugging down the first glass. With only 5 of us we thought we could at least hold out with one bottle up till 9pm before heading out. By 8.30pm we were almost done with the bottle, it shocks us how fast we were working through the bottle. Feeling the effects of the Bacardi, we decided to head out for a cigarette while asking the waiter to hold our tables.Justin: This is crazy man I’m quite high already.Me: Me too man, I feel damn hungry.Denny: Our bottles going to finish already after this we go McDonalds.Me: That sounds good man, I’m gonna die soon.When we made our way back to the table we realized that our bottle had been switched. WE WERE GIVEN ANOTHER NEW BOTTLE OF BACARDI.Justin: Nabe new bottle leh.Me: HAHAHAHAHAHADenny: This is the BEST free flow dudes.Chloe: Kenny you should have made the lanyards.Me: Fuck lanyards let’s get drunk!By this point we were totally ignoring the activities on the stage instead our focus was on the alcohols. We slowly worked through our bottle feeling the room slowly begins to spin more.Waiter: Guys you have to return the unfinished bottles at 9pm.Denny: Huh? Waiter: Yah it’s the policy.Denny: Oh ok.We decided to pour whatever remaining alcohol there is into the jugs of limejuice before returning the bottle. The night was getting crazier, it was only 9pm and we were already fucking high. In the course of 1 hour we finished 2 bottles of Bacardi, we had set a new record for ourselves.I don’t remember what time we made it out of Zirca, or what I had at McDonalds but I remember shouting songs in the car with Justin as we made our way to Zouk to meet up with Beng, Wallace, and Ari. Beng bought 2 jugs of e33, the carbonated mixture went into my stomach and immediately threatened to come back up. I was feeling sick and I knew I was going to puke real soon.
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