I awoke this afternoon looking and feeling like i had been in a fight... and lost.
I knew from experience that the pounding in my head and the growling in my stomach can only mean that i have been drinking last night... too much.
I turned to my right and faced my gf asking, "Where did we go last night?"
I no longer had any clue where we went and how we got home.
We had just finished our new year shopping when we got a call over dinner asking us to join Denny and Justin at the coffee shop opposite zouk for some "Beer" before hitting the clubs. Instinctively i knew "Beer" meant we will be chugging down the big boys later.
My mind raced back to the past monday where we celebrated Justin's first day of work at Newton Circus with 5 crates of Beer. We ordered so many beer the stall ran out of Heineken so we had to pinch our noses while chugging down Tiger. A part of me feared what will follow while another part was screaming "LET'S DO IT!!"
So we met them at the coffee shop as we discussed where to go. Plans were thrown around with no results. Until someone mentioned O Bar. Apparently O Bar is the cheapest watering hole in Singapore. One shot of Tequila goes for $3 while a jug of vodka red bull goes for $18.
Me: Fuck off that is too cheap, no one sells drinks at that price
Justin: I'm serious that's what i heard from someone
Denny: Maybe we should check it out since we're near
Kelly: I thought we're going home early?
Me: Yah early in the morning
(Kelly is my gf for those that do not know)
So we dropped our cars off at Zouk's valet before grabbing a cab towards O Bar. Rationalising that we will eventually end our night at Zouk anyway.
Me: Fuck we have to pay cover? I thought it was a bar?
Justin: Wah its not cheap leh
Me: We need to drink enough to justify our cover charge man
The guys had to each pay $30 while i paid an additional $15 for Kelly. Pissed at not being provided free drinks with our cover charge we headed towards the bar which was teeming with youngsters. When i say youngsters i meant kids that look like they're enjoying their JC or poly holidays or NS Guys.
Finally we managed to secure a spot near the bar after spending 15 minutes navigating through sweaty bodies.
Justin: How much is one jug of Vodka Red Bull
Waitress: $12
Justin: WHAT??!!
Justin: Give me 4 jugs
Me: How much is one shot of Tequila
Waitress: $3
Me: Fuck me
Me: Give me 10 shots and 2 jugs of vodka red bull
So there we were 4 persons with a disgusting excess of alcohol. By the end of the night we had ordered another 8 jugs of vodka, 3-4 rounds of Jaegerbombs, some bottles of beer and Yanie bought another tray of shots when she arrived.
I had no idea how i got home and i didn't remember going to Zouk after O Bar until my gf told me this afternoon. Apparently i got the valet to send us home for $60 and i spent most of my time in zouk giving their toilet bowl a blowjob.
The next time someone suggests going to O Bar i'm gonna make everyone vow not to spend more than $50 each.
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