Let's be frank about something, for once in our lifetime be straight and come without agenda when you declare this. Everybody hates exams, yes even the weird Korean dude in the front row of your lectures who cheers everytime your lecturer solves a mathematical problem. So it comes as no surprise that Kurt is feeling down and edgy during his exam periods, it's just something guys do. Girls have PMS and guys have PES (Pre-Examination Syndromes).
It's something the lecturers in school don't teach us for the fear of toppling the intricately balanced web of lies that we are being fed. Yes, teachers lie. Period. Remember the time the school counsellor caught you peeking into the ladies changing room and promised not to tell your parents about it? Lies. Yeah i bet you found that out when hear the words, "Son, we need to talk......" when you got home.
One thing examinations taught me is that, there is never enough time. No matter how early i seem to start my preparations i always find myself begging God to give me one more hour only to find that i wasted one hour trying to coax him.
Another thing you should know about exams is this, no carpooling on the day of your exams. Seriously, it is bad and disorientating, just go to school yourself and meet up with the mates right before the paper. Let me tell you why. Ever met up with your friends to discuss the subject before a paper? They always seem to know more don't they? The conversation makes you feel inferior and inadequate almost to the point where you wonder if you both have the same copy of the textbook. Then you start to blame yourself for the hours you've wasted last night begging God.
Ever had your mate test your knowledge of theories? Makes you wanna punch him for making you look stupid eh?
Most guys would agree that Exams are no fun, whereas girls, they seem to enjoy the whole experience even though their lifetime ambition is to be a homely housewife. I reckon the reason is because girls are conditioned to such stresses. They experience PMS monthly whereas exams, they don't come by so often. The feelings of frustration and stress associated with both PMS and PES may seem foreign to guys, but for girls, they know just how to handle the frustration.
So the next time exams are around the corner, stop begging God for extra time and instead start begging him to make our penises bleed every month.
Oh did i mention i am going to the airport to pick up my girlfriend in 4 hours?
WooooooooT!!!!
