The time is drawing close, i have found nirvana. Every insult thrown at me sounds like a compliment now. I am in a state where no issues clog my mind and nothing is too ugly for my eyes to feast upon. Economic Recession, not my problem, Global Warming, we'll learn to live with it, Over-Population, Love thy neighbour.
I will be leaving for home in 30 minutes, pick up my backpack, say goodbye to my mum and take a cab down to the airport. I figure i have some time to do some "Panic Packing". This is a term I came up with, it is last minute packing with a twist. It is a state of mind where you are so excited and hyped about travelling you start to disregard signals from your brain while packing your stuff. This is when you start throwing random stuff into you backpack without stopping to let your brain assess how important or trivial it is.
A likely scenario: (Normal Packing)
Brain: Hmm.... Socks, let's keep them close to the shoes and away from the clothes so they dont get dirtied. [Sends a message to hands]
Hands: [Receives the message in good order] Yes, good idea there i will arrange them neatly beside the boxers.
Brain: Yes, yes right there beside the boxers. Well done, good thinking dude let's finish this up and go grab a beer together.
Panic Packing:
Brain: Hmm.... Socks, let's keep them close to the shoes and away from the clothes so they dont get dirtied. [Sends a message to hands]
Hands: [Already has the socks stuffed on top of clothes and beside tupperwares of food]
Brain: Dude!! What the Fuck!! That is disgusting, you are not listening to my instructions anymore
Hands: Shut your mouth you drunk bitch, you're not the boss of me!! [Grabs TV remote and dumps into backpack]
Brain: Hey Jackass!!! Why'd you take the remote, you can't use it there
Hands: Lies!! I use them everyday, just shut the fuck up and leave me alone!!
You will be surprised what you find in your backpack after a short session of panic packing, i once found 2 pairs of shoelaces and a tube of glue in my backpack. Like "How the fuck did that get there?".
If terrorists were any smarter they would have blamed everything on panic packing.
Officer: Bombs?
Achmed: No idea how that got there.... Panic Packing
Officer: Figured....Next
Oh shit, i don't have much time left see you guys when i get back. In the meantime Kurt and John will keep you guys entertained and i will update when i get back.
Until Then!!
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