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If you feel confused talking to street kids nowadays why not confuse them even more by using these words.

Rack Off

Phrase usually used by Aussies meaning "fuck off"

Ah, rack off mate! I didn't touch your kangaroo!

Playlistism

Discrimination based not on race, gender, or religion, but rather on a disturbingly horrible iTunes music library discovered through a school or job network. 

John accused me of playlistism when I questioned his collection of Moffats & Backstreet Boys.

Sucka Free

Single Status Female

"Hey girl, are you going out with your man tonight?" 
"Hell no! I am sucka free!" 

Viagrate

To imbue with lasting vigor

Revenues are slumping, therefore, we must viagrate our sales source

Choreplay

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"

Peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

Designated Drunk

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!" 
Designated Driver: "Kurt, you're DD. Take that shot for me." 
Kurt: "Alright."

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